River Trip Mosh Pit

So this event Im about to blog about actually happened at the end of July

but I feel like I only blog about pregnancy stuff because, well thats all thats going on

in my life right now. So story time!

 

Aaron and Aubrey came to Kansas the last week of July to go on

a river trip with me and Ben. We had been planning this trip for months and were

very excited. Ben and his family have gone on several canoe trips in Missouri

and it always sounded so fun. I was excited to kick back and enjoy the scenic

float while I pretended to be Huckleberry Finn!

 

This is what I pictured

 

                                                                        This is what I got!

 

I can not tell you how many people were on this river!

When we first were dropped off with our canoe there were only

a few other people and it was not bad at all, but just

around the bend we started hearing loud music and our

eyes beheld this!

It didnt end. We had to go through a mosh pit of drunks on a raft

for 8 MILES!

Apparantly you are not suposed to go to the river on a weekend and during a droubt.

Several rivers were closed to rafters because the water was to low. So

there was only one river available for these drunken fools!

When I say drunken fools Im not exagerating. There

were bottles and bottles of beer floating down the river along with us.

People in there 60s were smoking and dancing on there rafts.

SAGGY BOOBS everywhere.....My brother and I both saw

this old hag flash her boobs with a guy doing a rasberry on them.

OMG!

And its not like we could just look away because it was EVERYWHERE!

I feel like we were the only ones on the river actually wanting to canoe.

Everyone else just wanted to drink and smoke and yell and throw things and trash the place.

I dont care about people partying and drinking, but dont do it at a scenic river where people

want to enjoy the day. I mean COME ON!

But now we know.

Next time we will go on a weekday instead of the weekend and go later in August when most

the college kids are back at school.

 

Despite the crazy day at the river, we still had a good time. Our motel was right on the river

and it was like  a little resort with a pool, hot tub and resturaunt. The room was

really nice and it was very relaxing. So I plan on going back one day, especially when

our kids are older and can enjoy the water.

It really is a beautiful area with crystal clear water....we just want to

avoid the crazies who I guess are just wanting to have fun in there own way!

Cant judge! LOL